Showing posts with label Aliens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aliens. Show all posts

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Ripley (Alien) - Part 2

Here it is, the thrilling conclusion of the battle between Buffy and Ripley! Things look dire for Ripley the space bus driver. Can she outsmart the vampire slaying ex-cheerleader? Or will it be sunny days for the champion of Sunnydale? Peat Ski tries to drive a stake through Pyg's heart while avoiding his acid blood and the miniature mouth that lives in his big mouth. Somehow, that's not the dirtiest thing the two have ever said about each other.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Ripley (Alien) - Part 1

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon's subversion of the blonde cheerleader trope. Ripley from Alien, an OG in the strong female protagonist game. It's an inter-generational fight to the finish, with old man Pyg repping Ripley and certified Scooby Peat Ski fighting for Buffy's honor.

This one ran a little long, as Pyg tried out his new strategy, the endless recap. So we split it into two parts. His tactics were immediately declared illegal by the state gaming commission, so it won't happen again. Or, it will, and Pyg will have to come back under a mask, calling himself the Porcine Protector or some such. Then Dusty Rhodes shows up for some reason. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?