Saturday morning cereal mascots. They made you laugh, they made you cry, they had 30 second adventures all revolving around the same sugar-coated corn or wheat based products masquerading as healthy breakfast fare. In a series of 11 mini-fights, Peat Ski and Pyg cram fictional character battles the same way they used to cram Cocoa Puffs and Cookie Crisps. They'll expose sadistic antihero cereal thieves, psychotic obsessive-compulsive animals with sugar addiction and those characters who were just plain jerks. We're looking at you, Mikey.
A little departure from the usual format this month. Kind of like when you're taking that family trip and everyone is crammed in the station wagon heading towards Swamp Lake Camp. Suddenly your dad turns towards you and your siblings in the backseat and says "Who wants to take a little detour?" Mom doesn't think it's a good idea. Just stick to the map, Edward. But c'mon kids, it'll be an adventure! Now it's 6 months later, one of your brothers didn't make it back and the rest of you grew up a little more than you wanted to that summer. I mean, where were we?
Silly rabbit, eminent domain!
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