Bonus episode 1, wherein day old fish is soaked in some water and sold as the catch of the day.
It was promised at the beginning of the month, and just like a deadbeat dad who promises to bring an extra good present the next time he visits, it is delivered. In this case, the deadbeat dad promised a puppy, but what came out of the kennel crate is actually the oldest, mangiest, cheapest dog they had. The analogy falls apart from this point forward, so we'll let it die gracefully. Just like the old dog.
In this episode, Peat cobbles together a Frankenstein monster from clips of Episode 7 Skynet vs. the Matrix and Episode 8 Galactus vs. Unicron. These clips are material that was removed for one reason or another, so it's technically all new. Technically. And the aforementioned reasons are definitely not "they sucked" or "they weren't funny." How dare you even think that.
Flying solo as a host for the first time, Peat starts out awkwardly as he introduces each clip, but about halfway through he starts drinking and getting increasingly belligerent. It's so rewarding when a drunk little bird finally leaves the nest.
Showing posts with label Agent Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Agent Smith. Show all posts
Monday, March 5, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Skynet vs The Matrix
Episode 7, wherein the boys cannot decide whether to make a fate or take a Dozer.
In an unofficial sequel to the John Connor/Marty McFly bout (and what franchise doesn't like a sequel or four?), we look at a pair of cold, calculating machine armies bent of the destruction of humanity. Skynet, from the Terminator franchise, does battle against the machines from the Matrix trilogy. Hunter-Killers against Squids, Agents against T-800s, Helena Bonham Carter against Hugo Weaving! Well, maybe not.
Pyg, in an effort to conserve energy for the impending robot apocalypse, champions Skynet. Peat plugs himself into various things with internet jacks in order to defend the Matrix.
When elephants fight, the grass dies. When robots fight ... well, the grass still dies. Especially if the machines are lawn mowers.
In an unofficial sequel to the John Connor/Marty McFly bout (and what franchise doesn't like a sequel or four?), we look at a pair of cold, calculating machine armies bent of the destruction of humanity. Skynet, from the Terminator franchise, does battle against the machines from the Matrix trilogy. Hunter-Killers against Squids, Agents against T-800s, Helena Bonham Carter against Hugo Weaving! Well, maybe not.
Pyg, in an effort to conserve energy for the impending robot apocalypse, champions Skynet. Peat plugs himself into various things with internet jacks in order to defend the Matrix.
When elephants fight, the grass dies. When robots fight ... well, the grass still dies. Especially if the machines are lawn mowers.
Labels:
Agent Smith,
Helena Bonham Carter,
Skynet,
Terminator,
The Matrix
Monday, January 16, 2012
The Vs. Promo
Hi! Are you new here? Did you follow our (hopefully functional) QR code after finding it on a flyer hanging in a unisex gas station bathroom somewhere? Are you curious what this show is but don't want to invest more than 3 minutes to find out? You're in luck!
The sound clip below is a promotional clip we worked up recently. It explains the show, introduces the hosts and gives a preview of the next episode (coming out February 6th.) Enjoy.
EDIT: We've been remiss in mentioning the song used in the promo. It's called "Heavy Water" by the band 1000psi. We found the song on Mevio's Music Alley. Be and dear and use them for all your podcasting music needs.
The sound clip below is a promotional clip we worked up recently. It explains the show, introduces the hosts and gives a preview of the next episode (coming out February 6th.) Enjoy.
EDIT: We've been remiss in mentioning the song used in the promo. It's called "Heavy Water" by the band 1000psi. We found the song on Mevio's Music Alley. Be and dear and use them for all your podcasting music needs.
Labels:
Agent Smith,
Helena Bonham Carter,
Promo,
robots,
Skynet,
Terminator,
The Matrix
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